The Juggernaut upon Nightmares

64kbps: atherys: 64kbps: why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything because we’ll never...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:04:25 -0400

atherys:

64kbps:

why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything

because we’ll never have relationships of our own

ow

orelpuppington: im like 98% weird kinks and 2% water

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:00:23 -0400

orelpuppington:

im like 98% weird kinks and 2% water

glamaphonic: when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:58:57 -0400

glamaphonic:

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

#not that i’ll say no to the smut

meme-apartman: Pokemon Fusion at its...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:36:49 -0400

meme-apartman:

Pokemon Fusion at its Worst
http://meme-apartman.tumblr.com

penccils: #vclub4lyf

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:16 -0400

penccils:

#vclub4lyf

May 21, 2013: worst day of my life

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:16:11 -0400

May 21, 2013: worst day of my life

thelifeoftufty: hotokichan: This is the greatest race of dog...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:41:03 -0400

thelifeoftufty:

hotokichan:

This is the greatest race of dog known to mankind

I used to hate pugs. Then tumblr happened.

bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop laughing

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:36:12 -0400

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

largebeard: foodchewer: hides good snacks from family members

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:32:55 -0400

largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

FREE ORGASM

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:29:53 -0400

FREE ORGASM

jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:28:51 -0400

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop laughing

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:27:14 -0400

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

reallyfoxnews: mediamattersforamerica: Fox News calls electric...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:52:27 -0400

reallyfoxnews:

mediamattersforamerica:

Fox News calls electric car company Tesla a “failure” and then when it becomes profitable suddenly forgets that it received a government loan.

Fox News is basically a kid that bullies the new kid for being new and different but then when the new kid starts to settle in is all “HEY DO YOU WANT TO COME TO MY BDAY PARTY YOU SEEM LIKE GREAT AND SUCCESSFUL NOW THAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOU.”

that is an excellent analogy

adventuretitan: Only PB can act insensitively in an attempt to be sensitive omg

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:59:45 -0400

adventuretitan:

Only PB can act insensitively in an attempt to be sensitive omg

instant-payday-network: I wanted to blog this because it’s so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:58:43 -0400

instant-payday-network:

I wanted to blog this because it’s so awesome!

jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-heart...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:37:15 -0400

jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:36:49 -0400

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

thisisrapeculture: sublime-sweatpants: Why doesn’t anyone discuss how society’s perceived...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:35:51 -0400

thisisrapeculture:

sublime-sweatpants:

Why doesn’t anyone discuss how society’s perceived ownership of the female body extends into parents who dictate everything their daughters do?

Not letting your daughters express themselves in how they dress, talk, wear their hair, or whether or not they wear makeup just gives them the idea, from an extremely young age, that their body is not their own and they must please others by making it look how they view best.
Learn that before you have children.

spaceyfrancophile: God bless Adventure Time

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:35:55 -0400

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

In honor of masturbation month....

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:25 -0400

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

this seems fun

The Juggernaut upon Nightmares

64kbps: atherys: 64kbps: why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything because we’ll never...

orelpuppington: im like 98% weird kinks and 2% water

glamaphonic: when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a...

meme-apartman: Pokemon Fusion at its...

penccils: #vclub4lyf

May 21, 2013: worst day of my life

thelifeoftufty: hotokichan: This is the greatest race of dog...

bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop laughing

largebeard: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*

FREE ORGASM

jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING...

bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop laughing

reallyfoxnews: mediamattersforamerica: Fox News calls electric...

adventuretitan: Only PB can act insensitively in an attempt to be sensitive omg

instant-payday-network: I wanted to blog this because it’s so...

jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-heart...

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s...

thisisrapeculture: sublime-sweatpants: Why doesn’t anyone discuss how society’s perceived...

spaceyfrancophile: God bless Adventure Time

In honor of masturbation month....

largebeard: foodchewer: hides good snacks from family members